Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days by Andrea Samayoa [Pre-order | Group Buy]

Low-effort, spoon-rated magic for the days you’re out of pep, patience, or power—kept playful, practical, and kind.

Background / Overview

Built for real life, this guide trims ritual to its essentials so you can still work magic when you’re exhausted, overbooked, or in a slump. The structure is clear and supportive: chapters on Self-Care, Focus + Energy, Protection + Warding, Manifestation, and more, with each working labeled by “how many spoons” it takes—including zero-spoon options for truly wiped-out days. Expect straight talk, substitutions, bulk recipes, and quick wins that respect your bandwidth.

What’s inside (highlights)

• A compact system of spoon-rated spells and rituals, from self-soothing to protection and manifestation.

• Practical tips on divination, herbs, ingredient swaps, and bulk blends for easy prep.

• Irreverent, beginner-friendly tone with a focus on measurable relief and sustainable practice.

Who this serves

• Burned-out practitioners needing gentle, low-spoon approaches.

• Beginners who want clear steps without heavy ceremony.

• Anyone rebuilding a practice after illness, overwhelm, or executive-function dips.

Tone & Readability

• Plain-spoken, upbeat, and designed for same-day use.

• Chapters you can dip into by need; easy to reference mid-day.

Curator’s Note (Madame Rberry)

For clients who whisper “I want to do something—but I have nothing left,” this is the book I hand them. It honors limits while keeping the magic alive. Author is also a fun gal. I resonate with her no-f*cks given energy. :)

Shipping / Batch Note (Group-Buy)

Pre-order via monthly group-buy. Group Buy Cutoff: the 25th of every month (11:59 PM PHT). If we meet the minimum of 4 orders of any book or deck available on Group Buy, we source together. (Meaning we wait for others like you to order too!) Arrival is 3 weeks after cutoff; we dispatch on the nearest Thursday. If MOQ isn’t met, (1) your order will be cancelled and refunded using the same payment method you used or (2) you can choose to have your order moved to next cut off or (3) you can select a replacement/ alternative from in-stock items.

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Specs

• Author: Andrea Samayoa

• Publisher/Imprint: Fair Winds Press (The Quarto Group)

• Publication date:October 15, 2024

• Format: Paperback • Pages:160

• Dimensions:6.7 × 8.8 × 0.5 in

• ISBN-13:978-0760392645